Now, if you have heard any of the songs on the radio lately, you know that they’re really weird and really stupid. Thankfully, I’ve come up with a lyric decoder to tell you what it really means.
From LMFAO’s Shots: Shots shots shots shots.
Decoded: I want to get wasted and I don’t care that I’m probably not going to remember this night and be shoveling Aspirins in my mouth like candy tomorrow.
Taylor Swift’s I Knew You Were Trouble: I knew you were trouble.
Decoded: I really needed a song idea so I broke up with you and now I’ll blame you for everything.
Psy’s Gangnam Style: Op, op op op op.
Decoded: Hahaha, silly Americans. All it takes is a catchy beat and a few words that they recognize and it becomes a hit song. HAHAHAHA
Rihanna’s Diamonds: Shine bright like a diamond.
Decoded: Technically, diamonds sparkle, but they don’t shine. So it should be Sparkle like a diamond.
David Guetta’s Titanium: You shout it loud, but I can’t hear a word you say.
Decoded: I’m deaf.
Adele’s Set Fire To The Rain
Decoded: Apparently Adele is God and He is creating the apocalypse.