Pop Songs Decoded


Now, if you have heard any of the songs on the radio lately, you know that they’re really weird and really stupid. Thankfully, I’ve come up with a lyric decoder to tell you what it really means.

From LMFAO’s Shots: Shots shots shots shots.

Decoded: I want to get wasted and I don’t care that I’m probably not going to remember this night and be shoveling Aspirins in my mouth like candy tomorrow.

Taylor Swift’s I Knew You Were Trouble: I knew you were trouble.

Decoded: I really needed a song idea so I broke up with you and now I’ll blame you for everything.

Psy’s Gangnam Style: Op, op op op op.

Decoded: Hahaha, silly Americans. All it takes is a catchy beat and a few words that they recognize and it becomes a hit song. HAHAHAHA

Rihanna’s Diamonds: Shine bright like a diamond.

Decoded: Technically, diamonds sparkle, but they don’t shine. So it should be Sparkle like a diamond.

David Guetta’s Titanium: You shout it loud, but I can’t hear a word you say.

Decoded: I’m deaf.

Adele’s Set Fire To The Rain

Decoded: Apparently Adele is God and He is creating the apocalypse.


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