Hey guys. For the TED spoof, I actually made a script for it. But sometimes what happens is I don’t follow the script and go my own way and improvise. If you haven’t already seen it, click HERE
Compare the script to the actual video and see how different it is. If it looks weird, that’s because I originally made this on an app called celtx script.
EXT. I meet Ted
I am strolling down the alley. I spot a teddy bear.
(Picks up doll)
Now who would leave a teddy bear in the street.
Get your dirty, poor hands off me.
I drop Ted and scream.
Jeez, you scream like the girl I-
What? I was going to say the girl I went with on a roller coaster.
Oh, ok then. What’s going on. Last time I checked, teddy bears don’t talk.
Last time I checked, boys don’t scream like girls.
Hey. I’m just now going through puberty.
Ted obnoxiously laughs. I tell him to shut up.
I pick him back up.
So wait, what are you.
I’m a demon from hell that has come to destroy your pure sole
Both stare at each other for long time. Cuts sharply to me on the ground. Shows me on the floor, than I abrubtly jerk my head up and look demonic.