That’s a lot of useless nonsense

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I’ve finally hit the thousand tweet mark on my Twitter. I knew it would happen eventually. I just had so much useless nonsense that apparently had to go on Twitter. Sometimes I would make jokes:20140614-205454-75294476.jpg

Then there was just random stuff that apparently I thought you guys had to know about.

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And apparently I also know what you need in life. A dog and a PS4. That’s it. Because who needs water, oxygen, food, and shelter when you have cuteness and video games.

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So yeah. Can’t wait for the next 2,000.

An Open Letter to Broke Gamers

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Dear Gamers on a Budget,
Like you, I am not rich. Saying that, apparently people who make video games think we are. In the old days that my dad used to speak of, games costed $5 at best. Well maybe, I don’t actually know. All I know is it’s cheaper than what video games are selling these days. A new CoD game costs $60. $60! In the times we live in, that costs a lot for just a disc that let’s you shoot people. Now for some people, they’ll pay the price for their Halo 15’s and their Call of Duty 28’s, but for other’s, they can’t. Timed are tough, and to some people spending $60 on a game will mean none left for their Ramen Noodles money. They can’t afford it. Their only option is to wait a year, if they’re lucky, for it to become half price, but by then Battlefield 42 is out and they’ll feel sad because they can only get Battlefield 41.
But now, there is something beautiful. And it’s called Humble Bundle. If you don’t know what it is, then you’re going to be so happy when I tell you. It’s a wonderful website where you can awesome games such as Mark of the Ninja, Limbo, Fez, and much more. Each Bundle comes with 4-9 awesome games. And how much does it cost, you ask. We’ll this is the great part. However much you want to pay. You can pay from $1-$1000 on these games. Any amount you choose. Now you’re probably wondering, what’s the catch? Is there some hidden fee or is it going to send me spam emails. Nope and nope. No hidden fee. No spam. It’s wonderful. And you probably think that’s it. How can it get any better? We’ll it can, because some or your money goes to charity.
And your mind just exploded.
How it works is you tell it how much you want to pay, then let’s you split up the money on how much you want to give to the developers, the charities, and the tip for Humble Bundle. It goes to charities like Child’s Play that help kids in hospital and other stuff like that.
So to recap, you can spend as much as you like on 4-9 games, and your money goes to charity. What are you waiting for. GET HUMBLE BUNDLE NOW!

The Console War

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Ever since E3, (The biggest gaming expo ever if you’re not a nerd like me and didn’t know) there has been a big console war between the PS4 and XBOX One (Apparently Microsoft thought it would be a good idea to name their console like a movie prequel). Both are pretty cool. Of course, they both have their own advantages.
PS4 is significantly cheaper, being $100 less than the XBOX One (Wow, I just realized that I’m really going to hate calling the new XBOX that). You can also share gameplay using the share button on the controller and even get help from your friends if your in a pickle in a certain part of a video game.
The XBOX One has some cool features too. You can multitask similar like on Windows 8 by using the new Kinect. Speaking of Kinect, holy cow. That thing looks pretty cool. People have been hating on it, but to me, that thing looks beast. Though since I haven’t really tried it yet, I don’t know how well it works, or if I’ll actually use it after the first week. The XBOX One will also let you be able for you to record your gameplay, such as like the PS4 let you.
So, when it all comes down to it, here are my opinions on the big console war. Idk. Why I say that is it’s not really up to me to decide which console I get. It’s really up to which console my friends like more, because those are the people that will be playing it. I don’t want a console just to find out that my friends are playing another different console. I’ll be all alone. My friends will be playing Halo while I play [Insert PS4 title here] or visa versa. And maybe my friends will stick with their current consoles for now. I got my XBOX 360 only two years ago, and XBOX Live only for one year. Give me a while before I switch to multi-hundred dollar console.

What’s the better game.

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Now you’ve heard of the buzz of both Halo 4, Black Ops, and Watch Dogs at E3. But now you can decide which is better. Just click down here and choose your game. See what gets the top score. 🙂