The People Who I Hate

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     This post includes all the types of people who I hate, and why. Because who doesn’t like a little cynicism once in a while.

     1. Kids Who Abuse Drugs and Alcohol

     Now I know when you’re a teen, you start to get curious about things like sex, drugs, and alcohol. Everyone does. And maybe like one small glass of alcohol every year for a special occasions is okay. But when kids start drinking and abusing drugs constantly, then that’s not okay. One, you don’t know how to properly use those substances, so you’re more likely to get alcohol poisoning and other things. Two, you’re parents will probably find out. And when they do, you will be screwed. Because come on, you’re just a stupid kid. One slip up is all it takes for Pops to find out you’ve been drinking and you will be grounded forever. At least that’s what I would do to my kid if I found him drinking. And three, you might think that it won’t happen, but you might be flat out wasted, decide to drive, and then cause an accident or kill someone. Or you do something else stupid that you will probably regret. I mean, the possibilities are endless. They go from something humorous and embarrassing such as a video that goes up on the internet of you wasted (try getting a job then) or the possibility of people taking advantage of you in very… horrible ways.

     I’ve already encountered this in middle school. I hear some of my friends talking about how they’re already drinking and smoking, and they’e only in middle school. What the heck! 

     2. People who call themselves Christians, yet act like idiots.

     This kind of ties to number 1. They say they believe in God, they call themselves Christians. Yet most times they’re the ones drinking and smoking and doing idiotic things which I’m pretty sure God wouldn’t like. I’m not saying that Christians have to act like they’re better, but don’t you want to set an example to everyone. I mean, if you believe that Jesus died for your sins and you go to church every Sunday, don’t you want to act like you actually believe it. Apparently not. I call the kids at my school who believe in Christ yet are the ones partying and drinking spectators. They take part in Christianity every Sunday, yet don’t apply it. I find it maddening when I see kids every Sunday who are drinking and partying and acting like idiots come and sing the hymns and pray, and don’t actually apply what they learn in church. They just do it so they can get a free ride to the big house in the sky.

     3. People who constantly talk about suicide and depression on social media.

     Now I understand if someone is depressed, they might want to vocalize it on social media. Say “Hey, I’m having a tough time right now. Can someone help me out or pray for me? I’m just really struggling here.” That’s fine to do it once or twice. But when it’s constant, when the only thing they talk about is death and cutting and suicide, then it gets kind of stupid. After they do it constantly, you know they’re just doing it for attention. Here’s some good advice. How about instead of just posting to Instagram about your problems, find a therapist or teacher or someone to talk about it with instead of just unloading your baggage out to people who probably don’t even really care.

    4. People who judge you over the pettiest of things.

    This kid at school constantly gets on me for the littlest things. One time, I posted a picture of my new Vans on Instagram. Then, the dude commented saying “Why didn’t you get Nikes

    I replied saying “Because I already have a pair of Nikes, and I wanted a pair of Vans.

    His response: “LAME!”

    So apparently I’m lame for buying the wrong type of shoes. Then, when I actually did buy a pair of Nikes, I posted it on Instagram. And the same kid said this. 

    “LAME!”

    *facepalm*

    It seems to always happen with this specific person. I one time said I didn’t like rap music, and he got onto for an hour that I should like rap because that’s our generation of music, that I don’t listen to rap enough to know if I like it or not, and that I’ll be left in the dust when I’m still listening to Pink Floyd and Green Day. One, most of the music made today is &*%$. Two, I’ve listened to enough rap to know I don’t like it. And I never said anything like “RAP SUCKS!” I just said that I don’t like rap music and it’s just my opinion. But apparently saying you don’t like listening to rap music is the equivalent of saying that I’m a nazi or something. And Three, just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s not good. I love Green Day. I like Pink Floyd. Their music has still stood the test of time to me. And also, I do like some new music. I like the Killers, Mumford and Sons, Green Day who are still making new music, and a few other bands. 

    It’s stupid how some of the littlest things can tick people off. It’s just a different opinion than yours. You don’t have to stone me for it. Just get on with your life.

    5. People who brag about their score on an app.

    It’s an app. On you phone. No one cares if you got 55 on Flappy Bird. No one cares how good your base is on Clash of Games. It’s a stupid game on your phone. Stop acting like you just got an award for being fairly good at Angry Birds. NO ONE CARES!

    6. People who use incorrect grammar on purpose.

    You don’t look cool when you use incorrect grammar or say something wrong on purpose. It just makes you look like an idiot. 

    7. People who think the teacher is after them.

   “I FAILED A TEST! THIS IS ALL THE TEACHER’S FAULT! SHE’S TOTALLY AFTER ME!”

    No. You’re just an idiot. You failed that test because you were too stupid to study. The teacher doesn’t hate you. She’s not racist. You’re just dumb.

 

Aren’t Terrorist Threats Just Hilarious

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Well apparently a 14 year old girl thought so. That’s why she said on Twitter to American Airlines that she was apart of Al Qaida and on June 1st she would do something really big. And American Airlines wasn’t really happy about that tweet. To find out more, watch this video about how this girl made me lose all hope in humanity.

Also I got this comment, and Melissa, thanks for calling me “smart and cute.” I’m not sure if you’re hitting on me or not, but whatever it is, you is cool.

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(And also you forgot to put an apostrophe in you’re, but it’s okay. We won’t judge you)

YouTube Suicide

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Youtube does a lot of things right. It streams billions of videos right to your phone. It lets users create there own channel to post their own content. It lets people express themselves freely.

It also loves to be stupid and make everyone miserable.

Now what they have done now is probably the worst thing they have ever done. Worse than Google+ integration. Worse than their new comment system. Worse than the new layout. This dramatically changes YouTube if they don’t stop it. So if you know anything about YouTube, you know that people make money off of their videos. People like Tobuscus, Pewdiepie, and Philip DeFranco make their learning creating content for YouTube. Another thing you might know is that YouTube’s majority is game videos. People have gotten famous for just posting videos of them playing games. Pewdiepie has around 16 million subscribers and that is all he does. He makes his living doing that. He makes so much money doing that…

Well YouTube decided to change that.

If you post any sort of Let’s Play or gaming video, YouTube will send you an email now, stating that basically you can’t make money of it now because your video goes against the copyright laws you agreed to when you said yes to the Terms an Conditions. And so that is a thing. No matter what game, or even if the liability agreement of the game said you could use the game in a Let’s Play, YouTube’s like “lol, nope.” and says you can’t monetize your video. So if you can’t monetize your video, you can’t make money, which means for people that  post gaming videos on YouTube and have made it their source of primary income…

Yeah, they might be in a bit of a pickle.

So now Pewdiepie and the rest of the gaming people of Youtube are now without a job unless YouTube would like to change their Terms and Conditions. Because it’s hurting them too. YouTube’s majority is gamers that watch Let’s Plays. That is why Pewdiepie is so popular. If people can’t make money playing video games, then they’re going to stop making videos frequently, or at all. And that means that people are going to stop watching YouTube and go to a site where they can watch Let’s Plays. So YouTube loses a lot of their viewers. And that’s not good for YouTube. So what YouTube should do is to change it back to how it was, because this isn’t helping anyone. And I think that YouTube is just one more stupid decision away from killing itself.

To see the video I also made about this, click HERE

The Pastor Is A Comedian

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So I was at my church’s small group for having some good fun while still learning about the Lord. So my pastor, after we played some games, started his lesson with a blog. And it was about one of the most surprising things I’ve ever heard. It was about an atheist church. Okay, I’m not an atheist or anything, but I know since atheists don’t have to worship anything, they don’t go to church. I mean, the reason for having a church is to go and pray to God with fellow Christians. So what do they do at these churches? Well, for worship songs, they sing pop songs like Katy Perry. So while we’re singing “Lord We Lift Your Name on High” they are singing “California Girls.” Instead of praying to the lord, they gave a moment of silence for the fallen. And for reading Bible verses and learning about the lord, they were learning about naturalism and the laws of physics. So for the conclusion of what I heard off all of this, I’ll say this. That’s. Total. Bull. A reason for a church is to pray to the Lord, not go and learn about String Theory. Why they actually created this church is because they missed the fellowship they had in Christian church, and so someone had an idea to make an atheist church to get that experience back. And the person who leads them is an comedian. A COMEDIAN!!!!! This “church” is like giving the bird to all Christians. And you can actually be ordained there as an atheist. Wow. Here’s the post if you want to learn more about this church. Maybe you think this is the stupidest thing ever. Maybe your okay with it. But to me, this church is one of the stupidest things I’ve heard in a long time.