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Aren’t Terrorist Threats Just Hilarious

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Well apparently a 14 year old girl thought so. That’s why she said on Twitter to American Airlines that she was apart of Al Qaida and on June 1st she would do something really big. And American Airlines wasn’t really happy about that tweet. To find out more, watch this video about how this girl made me lose all hope in humanity.

Also I got this comment, and Melissa, thanks for calling me “smart and cute.” I’m not sure if you’re hitting on me or not, but whatever it is, you is cool.

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(And also you forgot to put an apostrophe in you’re, but it’s okay. We won’t judge you)

Giving Up Social Media

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For Lent, I’m giving up Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat. It’s going to be a rough 46 days for me (Or however long Lent is). I talk about it in my video, where I also talk about someone stealing my SIM card from my phone (jerk), and a new song called #Selfie that I heard on the radio that was so horrible my ear buds wanted to die. Some may say it was #horrible.
You know what. Just watch the dang vid.

TED Spoof Script

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Hey guys. For the TED spoof, I actually made a script for it. But sometimes what happens is I don’t follow the script and go my own way and improvise. If you haven’t already seen it, click HERE
Compare the script to the actual video and see how different it is. If it looks weird, that’s because I originally made this on an app called celtx script.

EXT. I meet Ted
I am strolling down the alley. I spot a teddy bear.
Me
What’s this?
(Picks up doll)
Now who would leave a teddy bear in the street.
Ted
Get your dirty, poor hands off me.
I drop Ted and scream.
TED
Jeez, you scream like the girl I-
ME
WHOA!
TED
What? I was going to say the girl I went with on a roller coaster.
ME
Oh, ok then. What’s going on. Last time I checked, teddy bears don’t talk.
TED
Last time I checked, boys don’t scream like girls.
ME
Hey. I’m just now going through puberty.
Ted obnoxiously laughs. I tell him to shut up.
I pick him back up.
ME
So wait, what are you.
TED
I’m a demon from hell that has come to destroy your pure sole
ME
WHAT!
TED
Nothing
Both stare at each other for long time. Cuts sharply to me on the ground. Shows me on the floor, than I abrubtly jerk my head up and look demonic.

Book Review: The Secret to Lying (Battling your personal demons)

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I found this book in the library one day and it caught my eye. I figured I would buy it since I didn’t have that many books to read. Usually I figure the book is good in the first few chapters. And the book really got into the story the first few chapters, and the author, Todd Mitchell, made things funny enough that I was hooked. So let me tell you what this book is about.
This book is about a 15-year-old James, a kid no one cared about. He was basically invisible to everyone. But then, he is whisked off to the American Science and Mathematics Academy, where no one knows who he is, so he has the ability to lie about himself and make him the coolest kid there. Which is pretty easy, since the school is mostly populated with geeks and nerds anyway. Soon, he’s pranking people, pulling off crazy stunts, and going out with the hot Jessica Keen.
But things start to get weird when James starts to dream about a dark town filled with demons, and the line between reality and fantasy start to cross. And strangely, that fits into the story, being kind of like a symbolism to his life. Battling personal demons.
This book is amazing, and I couldn’t stop reading. The author has a great way of showing how a adolescent’s mind works. And how lying about yourself can have some bad side effects.
This book is good, but pretty mature. I say that because it has some swearing, drug abuse, and sex. I would probably think that it doesn’t belong in a middle school library, but I’m not complaining. This book has a good message in the end, and I couldn’t stop reading.

FroggerBlogger’s Rating- 9.5/10

A Bad Day For Voodoo

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 I love books like these. These wicked, dark comedies that are funny in there own way. Now I don’t see much books like that anymore because now it’s only sci-fi love books. The only book like that that won me over was the Hunger Games. But please, make more books like this.

Now, to me, this book is like Stephan Pastis (Creator of Pearls Before Swine) and Rick Riordan (Creator of the Percy Jackson series) made a dark, bloody (Really bloody), book, and then were 5x more funnier. This guy, who is a three time Bram Stoker Award finalist, basically made his own version of dark comedy. Now, this book is about a kid who makes a voodoo doll of his friend after a accident with voodoo so his friend doesn’t tell the police what happened, and so the two paired up with the friend’s girlfriend spend the whole night in a sketchy neighborhood trying to reverse the voodoo curse (Hey, i rhymed) and getting caught in the weirdest situations possible. And how Jeff Strand writes it makes every page of the book funny, brilliant, and oh so clever humor in there is amazing. When you think that everything is over BAM a zombie comes and toes get cut off. It’s just awesome.

The only thing that is a little iffy in the book is the gore. Now, when you mess with voodoo, it gets bad. And Jeff Strand tells every detail. His writing of what happens when you mess with voodoo will make you feel a little short from gagging, so squeamish people best not read this book. But overall, I love it. This book is 251 pages long, so it’ll last you a while. But it’s so good, you’ll never want to stop reading.

FROGGER BLOGGER’S RATING 4.5/5